February 16, 2009

Hurley Encourages Cannibalism

Thanks to the good folks at Sussing Out Lost, I just discovered that Jorge Garcia, who plays Hurley on LOST, has his very own blog, Dispatches from the Island. Yes, I know that is it Jorge blogging and not Hurley, but I thought that it would be a funnier title if I wrote Hurley. I have only read five posts and have already realized that it is 1. hilarious and 2. awesome. I mean, look at this post, and then tell me that you don't want to keep reading:

Friday, February 6, 2009

I feel so disturbed

A wild pig showed up on set yesterday. And we noticed he had a wounded front leg. Now law of the jungle tells me that this pig is doomed. How will he be able to compete with the other wild pigs in the search for food? So when I finished work and was about to get into the van I tossed the pig the rest of my sandwich.

As the sandwich left my hand I realized, "Wait a minute! THERE'S HAM IN THAT SANDWICH!"
Turning back to the pig I saw no signs of the sandwich. This pig had no idea that I had just turned him into a cannibal. He was just hungry.

I will never be the same again.

Neither will he.
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