B Corns

Sam pretends to throw something.

Sam: I threw a nut at you!
Rachael: Like an acorn?
Sam: Yes, like an acorn. Like a b corn!
Rachael: Oh, a b corn, huh?
Sam: That's what acorns are called in the future.

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Sam likes us to "do Danny's voice," talk in a high voice and pretend we are Danny saying whatever. I was doing Danny's voice.

Sam coughs.

"Danny": What was that noise?!
Sam: That was just me coughing.
"Danny": Why?
Sam: Because people are meant to cough. And sneeze.