You know, this meme is sort of fun. Except there are some days that you can tell were written by a teenager. What the hell is this? Is this where I'm supposed to fish for compliments? Or am I supposed to list things I don't get complimented on because they suck? I don't get it.
Here is a list of 20 things I never get compliments on.
- My spleen
- My kneecaps
- My juggling skills (they don't exist)
- My keen sense of distance (it's not)
- My appendix
- The fact that I still have my tonsils
- The way I smell after 3 days without a shower
- My list-making neurosis
- My hamstrings
- This one big mole on my back
- My cellulite
- These really ugly pink sweatpants I wear around the house that have two small holes in the butt from when I used them as a unicorn Halloween costume and tied a purple and white feather boa on for a tail.
- My chapped lips
- The bags under my eyes
- The way I drive (it's average)
- The money I make (um.... yeah... this doesn't pay)
- My strict, disciplinarian skills with my children
- My resistance to Girl Scout Cookies (hahaha)
- My score on the SATS (it was 1280)
- My hairy big toes (hobbit!)
5 comments:
LOL that is hilarious! BTW I love your profile pic, rachael.
I love this post. so funny!
I just had a two day stomach virus and nobody said anything about the fact that I shot all of the rejected bodily contents into the correct receptacle with zero spillage.
LMFAO! Sometimes when I'm feeling crappy I want to pin a sign that lists my SAT and ACT scores on it just to make myself feel better.
I have a pair of pants like that, too, only the holes are just because they're freaking ancient, not because I did anything productive with them.
HA! I never get compliments on my spleen, either.
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