Well... I thought today I'd look at the lighter side of the news. Here are my favorite headlines (some with partial text as I thought they merited it). Enjoy!
Tiny Eels Netting Higher Prices than Caviar as Asians Snap Them Up
Less Swearing on TV, Demands Former Sex Pistol
Cat Survives 10-Mile Trip on Top of Car
US man's face torn off by chimps during birthday visit to simian pal
An American animal lover's face was torn off in a savage attack by two huge chimpanzees as he delivered a birthday cake to his former chimp pet of 30 years, officials said.
St. James Davis had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His testicles and a foot also were severed, Kern County Sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian.
One in three couples in Philippines don't know birds from the bees: official
As many as 30 percent of couples in the Philippines are unaware that having sex can result in babies, Health Secretary Manuel Dayrit said.
"They do not know how pregnancy happens," even though some of them have had numerous children already, Dayrit remarked
Boy Sets Off for School at Dead of Night
BERLIN (Reuters) - Astonished German police picked up an 8-year-old boy at 3 a.m. who had accidentally set off to school thinking he was late, authorities said Thursday.
"He seemed to have got into a panic he was late and went off to school by himself with his rucksack," said a spokesman for police in the western city of Aachen. "You'd think the parents weren't looking after him, but that wasn't the case here."
Police found the boy as he was heading home after he discovered the school was still closed.
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